Mock Thanksgiving Turkey

With Thanksgiving approaching, I thought this would be a good time to post my famous Mock Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe.
Eat your heart out, Martha!

Cook two-dozen fish sticks until crispy and brown. Mix up about a quart of instant mashed potatoes. Arrange the fish sticks on a greased baking sheet into an oval. Top with a layer of mashed potatoes. Continue alternating the layers of fish sticks and mashed potatoes until you have an semi igloo-shaped “turkey body.” Cover outside with more mashed potatoes. Using toothpicks, attach two cooked, large broccoli spears to resemble drumsticks, and cover with more mashed potatoes. Sprinkle the “turkey" liberally with paprika and bake in a 350-degree oven until golden brown.